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Love

Pius

Btw I love the way she looks now – veeery hot

I can’t wait, that means the Classic 105 quiet storm is gonna get better – cause the last time I listened to Ian, he called having sex ‘Eating the biscuit’

Here’s Ke$ha and John Travolta

PQ…my mentor I’ll always have bile for the Star, cause at the Launch Breakfast for the Star, you told us it was going to be a different paper, with less focus on politics  and a heavy focus on human interest stories. Well the star is more like a glossy weekly citizen (sometimes)

In other news, flip to the gossip pages. Yaani Kerongo is shamelessly fronting all her workmates!

Plus Insyder VOTED her the best gossip blogger in Kenya…I feel insulted!

Colgate HERBAL

I couldnt find the one aired in Kenya – but here’s one that’s along the same lines

What in makmende’s name was Colgate thinking about that ad. Ok so, some campo guys have gone hiking in a non-existent greenery waterfall-at least if they shoot it at Thompson falls it would have been believable. Then there appears a beaver. Kwanza, for the sake of my grandma’s lost memory there are no beavers in this part of the world. They are habitats of North America and some parts of Europe with claims of them been extinct there-google search it Danke!

Secondly that beaver speaks in English that is clearly not Kenyalish. At least if they chose another rodent, mammal or whatever that devours wood; even a goat would do and put a serious kuyu, Luyha or even jang’ accent it would have made it authentically Kenyan. The folly of these multinationals is to copy paste their ads in the west and spoon feed us. Dear misinformed Westerners we aint that stupid as you are made to believe! KAMON! Localise the dang ads… NKT and another NKKKTTT!

Sona Moja – Some type of pain killer

Moving on swiftly… one evening I was idly surfing when I came across a channel I thought was extinct-KBC. And there was an ad-Sona moja-which made me stay put. For one I thought the makers of headache had fired their ad agency and hired some slackers masquerading as ad people. Kwanza, the quality of that ad is very poooor with the picture quality been grainy-even my grandpa’s camera (those one where you had to place a black cloth over them) would have made clearer pictures. Secondly these people made a shoddy work by imitating headache.

Listen, Sona holdings the makers of Sona moja, if you gona shamelessly copy an ad concept can you please outdo the original makers. This ad just makes you such clowns, and if your idea was to be the butt of fat laughing stock, you win. Thirdly, them actors… waaaa! Even a brain dead octogenarian vegetable could have put a better act than these clowns! Mwala and that conductor did a very bad comical act! And for Pete’s sake fire that ad agency and get real ad people to do your ads. Shindwe! Am done ranting today!

Words – Ad Guru

The move has made akina SK weaks in the knees and his wife a bit weak on her face (Botox must be flowing hehe) cause Radio Citizen grosses a lot of mbecha fari fari for them, and Vincent was part of that cash cow.

But Vincent could have shown a little respect and give a LONGER notice…3 days ni madharau!

Some young girls wanted to skin me a few weeks back – when I said James Smart had a face for radio…well jana he was co-anchoring with Peninah – Learning English – Karibe, and my pals who are very good at rating faces gave him a FF! Fucked Face hehe

Are the people calling on Kiss 100′s Rush Hour for REAL?? Wooow! I thought I had issues but wapi! Sijui one guy’s aunt wants a piece of him eeeek…some random mboch talking about how she’s giving her goods to the man of the house and his SON!

NTV kwani there was a buy one get one free offer on those silly Filipino soaps! Ama it’s just wanking material for Victor?? Have you noticed there are some actors who are in all of them!!

Belinda Obura, darling, babes LOSE THE FUCKING GLASSES!!!

KISS tv!! Where to start…please STOP repeating stuff aki please…and DNG errr NO COMMENT…and Classic TV needs to  get a life, we know you want to Tafrija all the time, but can you at least vet video quality!

First of all, not everyone is easy on the eyes!! So a few days back I was kinda shocked to hear a certain lady who is DEFINITELY not easy on the eyes complaining about her man! Woman, you’re lucky that fool looks past your obvious facial weakness!

They’ve approached most of the technical peeps, cameramen, sound peeps and even the OB operators! This is kinda funny considering K24 still transmits VIA KBC…nunueni your own stuffs first before spending on man power!

As you know there have been rumours of a HUGE ass re-launch ever since a certain rich man bought into the company. But MPAKA leo, apart from the poaching, nothing much is happening at K24…

So no MORE True Love, Move and even Drum!

It’s said the company was making huge losses.

This is sad – companies DON’T just shut down like this, I’m in shock!! The only quality reads

I’ll give more details as I get them…