Bitch Fest Tuesday!!!!

In case you didn’t get the memo it’s bitch fest Tuesday!!! Let’s start with yesterday jioni, the Toyota that drives me around was with another idiot during the day and he didn’t fuel. The fuel gauge doesn’t work so I assumed it had fuel, the car started drama on Kipande road and before I could get to Museum Hill, it refused to fucking MOVE! Shiet! The thing with automatic motis is that you can’t push them…so I had to stand there for 20+ minutes like an idiot and wait for someone to bring over the fuel. And when the fuel did come, the battery was acting up! But a good samaritan helped us to jumpstart the car.

Moving on….

Oh oh Keri!

Here’s X Fm’s Keri and she has stomped on my little heart and KILLED it! Damn girl I’m just not feeling you anymore especially since you’re dating that muhindi! Is the roti that good??? ! Jeez I know you have to work with ’em but loving them urggg! Media Madness scores you ZERO!!

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Somebody shoot that fucking idiot the Westgate (my second home) is calling a santa! I can’t wait for the day Gaga kicks him in the nuts!!!

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Sonu on sports!!! wtH?? Vipul dude!! Didn’t I beg y’all to drop him

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Aren’t we all tired of that Raila and Ruto bullshit! All of a sudden Ruto becomes a saint and sees the wrongs the gava is committing by removing illegal settlers from the Meu (Peninah Karibe taught me this one)

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Ati journalists!!! PUHLEEEZE Zuqka and Pulse need to style up. Pulse last week was soo deep in Seanice’s ass they were licking her stomach walls! We know you love free things and her wedding is going to offer a lot of that, but calling her the best PC Capital ever had was an insult to Somo! Alafu Zuqka seriously TKB kwani huna internet daddy? His article on Kenyan radio had soo many untruths it was laughable


Moving on…

Daaamn! Gaetano is booring! Ama it’s the other three co-hosts, Rae, Maq and Maq’s ego. Not so sure now,  and can he leave his Ugandan accent  at home. And the music has changed so much 😦 and CK,  mimi bado nunua another MP3 player and like I said Capital’s music is (was) close to my playlists.


12 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Sue on December 1, 2009 at 7:36 am

    LMAO! You gat issue kwani u drive a vitz?? Yenyewe Somo is the best here at Capital, poor thing she’s trying to entangle Seanice’s mess!

  2. Posted by Odhis on December 1, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Same here tired with this Raila and Ruto nonsense! My rant…the gay condom WTF??

  3. Posted by Soulsista on December 1, 2009 at 9:07 am

    tsk tsk tsk! i’ll have you know roti’s are yummy!!
    as usual, thanks for the laugh!

  4. Posted by Soulsista on December 1, 2009 at 9:07 am

    tsk tsk tsk! i’ll have you know roti’s are yummy!!
    as usual, thanks for the laugh! licking seanice’s stomach walls? hehehehehe i’m on the floor ahahahahaha!

    Ed Note Thanks for the support SoulSista!

  5. Posted by Scare Crow on December 1, 2009 at 11:54 am

    nah for real what happened to capital in the morning!! manzeh solo was better at it hata kama that not his target crowd , hadi i dont even bother checking whats goin on anymore coz the music changed …. better listen to Fareeds rude awakening more fun better music (hata kama ni rock pekee which i dont mind) ….come to think of it nowadays Radio is full of CRAP!!!!

  6. Posted by jude on December 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    the music went down hill- wats wrong with citm? did they change every thing? same here RUDEEEEEEEEEE AWAKENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG is the way to go – fun and excitng

  7. Posted by jude on December 1, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    and waittt isnt that the dress shanice woe to the LAST kikwetu at the national theatre, the same dress that Eve woe to mr and miss USIU? aihhhhhhhhhhh how can she rewind what some one else put on to a concert? yeyyyyyyyy BITCH FEST TUES.

    Ed Note I knew I’d seen that dress somewhere !!! Thanks Jude!

  8. Posted by 2shortstraw on December 1, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    yeayea yea the hthe ecky thump, and the gry

  9. Posted by ThaDayo on December 2, 2009 at 6:36 am

    Capital Fm sucks and that includes Somoina…..

  10. Posted by jamo on December 3, 2009 at 6:25 am

    man FK is doing some crazy shit these days…yesterday he called Prezzo of CMB and asked him how he feels about the draft constitution cutting the powers of the executive…haaaaaaaaaaa

    was off the hook
    ya hearD!

  11. Posted by jude on December 3, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Dude we all listn to RUDE AWAKENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG – citm died; jus sad that we miss the former team……that was radio- who even cares that Gatano is on??? No one …moving on

  12. Posted by ThaDayo on December 4, 2009 at 6:14 am

    Thankyou Jude…i share your sentiments

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