So it’s Eric

So Valerie Kimani’s baby daddy is Eric Wanaina.

After the story I did jana – some of you wrote to me calling Val a tramp and a home wrecker. Well what about Eric, men initiate just about 90% of relationships. So why is it people are ganging up against Val? What about the father of two, the husband, the man the corporate world loves to bits, the man who commands respect among his peers, what about Eric?

I’m a little disappointed in Val also, seriously a MARRIED MAN??? Her pals tell me since TPF she’s gone out with just about anyone who’s anything in this town, her flings extend all the way to TZ and SA.


72 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by mimi on December 31, 2009 at 7:15 am

    Hahahahaha! We have our very own Tiger Woods!! I guess Mr. Goody two shoes is too good to be true…And you’re right, let’s not have double standards…Eric wrecked his own home!!!

    • Posted by Lua on February 8, 2010 at 2:58 pm

      this is watching a good old train wreck…..

    • Posted by Lua on February 8, 2010 at 3:20 pm

      Women are always complaining about how a man who sleeps with lots of women is considered to be a “stud” or whereas a woman who sleeps with lots of men is considered a “slut”. Well think about it this way: A key that opens many different locks is known as THE MASTER KEY, & a lock that can b easily picked opened by differ…ent keys or tool is well… a damn shitty lock!!!

  2. Posted by Hummer on December 31, 2009 at 8:13 am

    Poor Eric. What THE FUCK ! were you thinking going for an already Fucked up Chicca. If you went for something Close to your wife (maybe) this could go well as a simple distraction. FUCK!!! now you go for some tramp, with bad hair and trashy Morals. That’s a major veering off right there. Eric has not only screwed up his Career, He’s screwd up his Marriage.

  3. Posted by Awino on December 31, 2009 at 8:15 am

    And that’s what I call Music… Eric has done it again Yaaaaay!!

  4. Posted by Hummer on December 31, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Well if Eric went for a white chic that would have made things easier.. since He’s the U.N goodwill ambassador, His home would be more of a Gigiri complex than it is now. As for Val, well the saying “Out of the Jumping Pan into More fire” befits you.

  5. Posted by Carol Omburo on December 31, 2009 at 9:02 am

    It’s not Eric’s 😉

  6. I hope y’al talkin sh*t on Eric are straight,cuz me personally I gat no hard feelings on do it,I do it and everyone does it all everyday..but i understand y’al cuz it’s not right to get caught..that’s a no no no sh*t..hit pussy with brains or give pussy with brains and on this,I would call Val a stupid hoe who can’t take care her cervix allowing everything to go in…but worked for her though..the awards and cash that has come with her being laid…at the end of the day they are all winners and losers at different angles….

  7. Posted by Mainest on December 31, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Clearly Eric & Val aren’t fans of Birdman & Lil Wayne’s “Always Strapped”! Lmao!

    Enjoy your 2010. It belongs to Africa anyway!

  8. Posted by GossipGirl on December 31, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Its hilarious how people are hating all over Val.. Just cos she got laid and shit went awry. Eric is the married man. Vows were said for fuck’s sake. She went thru labour TWICE to bring his progeny into the world. He’s the bastard. Val just got laid.

    • Posted by Lua on February 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm

      tru that! Val just got laid. Eric has wrecked the hearts of 3 chikas- two of whom are too young to know. Bastar*&^%^&

  9. Posted by Godfrey on December 31, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Another classic example of self-destructive sex behaviour, Tiger Woods style. Eric bears the bigger share of blame because he is married, and considered a societal role model. Secondly, he’s obviously the more sober character of the two and he shouldn’t have gone so far with Val. I’m not saying all this because I’m perfect, but a little common sense would have prevented this situation. Like Tiger Woods, we will soon see the crumbling of Eric’s career as sponsorships dry out and his wife seeks divorce and child support.

  10. And to say she played a virgin in Shuga. One thing is for sure….she aint a method actress. Heheheheheehe!

  11. Posted by Anita on January 1, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    Yes Gossipgirl, you have it right. Val just got laid, by the wrong man yes but thats just it. She simply got some!

  12. This is beyond hilarious. I do hope it’s not true…

    O’wise Nchi Ya Kitu Kidogo takes a new meaning! 😉

  13. Posted by Flu-gone on January 1, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    how can a man with such great Talent and accolades conspire with a lady of not so much er Musical Talent or talent in general?
    The married man going astray Vs An innocent girl’s quest for candy from the top shelf of the supermarket will get us (Kenyans) talking till the cows come home. Let’s be honest and real. These guys knew what they wanted and it boils down to how they have been socialized.
    Not to sound Cliche, We have a winner and that could just be Valerie. What I’ve read from the papers tell me that she’s Ok with it and her support system (friends and Family) is cohesive. Val has pocket money ready, till the child hits 18 (I guess) and what’s more, if the draft constitution goes through, it means Mr Eric will spend his life’s savings on this child in the long run
    And if that provision works, (the draft Constitution that is) Val might just Champion the cause for so many single parent Ladies like her who have no Child support from these men who’ve tuned out.
    I am waiting to see this happen…..

  14. Posted by Brian on January 2, 2010 at 7:38 am

    I gotta say…MARRIAGE IS OLD FASHION…FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS IS IN!! So all u married pips out there…don’t think u r protected. Ur marriage wall can crumble to the ground…I am inclined not to blame ERIC for whatever he did. C’mon…Val is sexy n all, so is ERIC’S wife but no man can have enough so Way to Go ERIC! U represent the MEN as we are. And THAT”S REAL!
    Ps: I also support lamFortKnox’x ideas. Tell em’ as it is….

  15. Gossipgirl and Anita!

    Eti she just got laid. You make it sound like it’s such a feat!

  16. Whaaaaaaaaat?????

  17. Posted by Truth Hurts on January 3, 2010 at 7:16 am

    For the latest on Eric’s broken marriage peep at
    [Link Removed]
    To date people still think it is a big hoax but Eric could be the baby daddy. Eric knows, Sheba knows and Valerie most definitely knows. Now that we are clear on that who has the latest update on this love triangle.

  18. Posted by GossipGirl on January 3, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Valerie didn’t cheat on anyone, she just got hers. People calling her a homewrecker should know that Eric wrecked his own home.

  19. Posted by Baines on January 3, 2010 at 10:01 am

    He he he he he he…..the most funny and ironic thing is that YOU, (Owner of this blog) aint no different…..ok I take that back, u different in that u have a limited audience, but u still crave the celeb style. But your writing is TIMAM. Eric tupad wood, (by betraying his wife and getting a kid out of it….come to think of it, Val was smart…) he he he he he…..aint no celeb or sh!t, we all the same…those “wants” are universal, female and male. But hey, Proverbs has a good thing about money and a fool…..

  20. if the kid can sing and dance and comes out with curly blonde dreads, then the shoe fits!!!
    oh, i love a good scandal!!!

  21. Posted by ItsMe on January 4, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Eric Eric Eric…Valerie…eish!!!!

    I am just surprised how she’s running around town bragging about the pregnancy…shame on her. Whatever everyone says…she still remains a home wrecker. Eric ain’t innocent on it, too…but she still remains the woman who will always be looked at as a whore…it’s just society. Live with it.

    • Posted by Lua on February 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm

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  22. Posted by Mainest on January 4, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Lol at what Baines just said: “…Eric tupad wood..” He did tupa wood…he tupad it right into Val’s va-jay-jay! He Tiger Woods’d that dendai!!!!!!!!!!! Can he write a song about it already and capitalize like my boy Usher! It’s about time we started seeing Eric’s videos on MTV Base!!!

    Ed Note LMAO


  24. Posted by Yeye on January 4, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Vanaina – Mo’Finyah – coin your names here hehe thanks to Ed and Mike

  25. Posted by Eric Vanaina's Lawyer on January 4, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    None of you guys are saying how these guys Chipsed, What position, Who asked for chips, How many rounds of chips , Were the lights off ama it was red-light special, etc. As the lawyer I need info so that I can use it at the Bar while serving him with some tequila
    where did they chips funga each other?
    This is the Haaatest goss in kenya….. over heard it on Capital.

    Ed Note Whoever you are…LMAO!

  26. hey wuz good people?I know i’m too much on this issue but yo I never knew Valarie was on Twitter..(like i never cared,it’s the same story with the rest of kenyan celebrities,why? cuz they are lame and take sh*t personal,in general they are most are bipolars)..okay I checked Her Bio on got this ‘I have a simple heart that loves….’ could that be of any significance as far as this sh*t goes?…like an apocalypse or something similar to that? #imjustaskin.

  27. Posted by Intruda on January 5, 2010 at 7:11 am

    I bet people saying that Valerie is sot a home wrecker are doing married people-FRIGIN HOMEWRECKERS!

  28. Posted by Onyi on January 5, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    in most cases its the chic who decides to keep the baby or flush. Never the jamaas decision. Chic prolly saw this was a high profile and accomplished celeb so lemmie funga him with teh pregnancy to full term. Unafikiri atahepa child support? Guy is in a serious fix. Imagine the sponsors of Mo Faya kina SafCom how they might react to this just as Gillette stopped dealing with Tiger Woods?

    Unfortunately Eric is not as loaded like [That politician] who kulad [Name removed]

  29. Posted by Kimani Wa Wamu on January 5, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Now now…i don’t know where to begin.This whole saga is lyk watchin a cocktail of the Bold,The Young & the Restless with a twist of Mo-Fire.I don’t think it can get beta than this.This is drama taken to another level.Nothing can beat this twist of fate 4 both Veral & Eric.If this was a movie,not even ‘Avatar’ kud beat it at no.1 inthe Box Office.I can just visualise Vera all over Eric with her hands already unbuttoning his shirt,kissing him from ear to ear with so much passion & intencity.Eric is like,’Am a married man,i dont think i want to go ahead with this.’Vera looks Eric in to his eyes with a wicked smile & bedroom eyes,puts her finger on Erics lips & tells him to hush(baibe hush,dont talk too much).She then slowly pulls her finger slowly but steadly away from his lips down slowly across his chest with her eyes still stearing in to his in a seductive sexy way.By now Eric looks speechles & stiff lyk a statue with his eyes glued to Veras.Her finger slowly continues to slither down Erics hairy chest down to his tummy.The finger doesn’t stop there.Her ‘fingers’ now not her finger struggle to open Erics fly.After a few seconds of strugglin with his fly the zip opens & Veras hand finds its way inside Erics pants & walla!she finds what she was searching for.A WICKED Grin spreads across her face.She knows she has found her Treasure.With alot of enthusiasm Vera opens her mouth ready to hav a bite of her long awaited reward from the treasure chest.And when her mouth has secured its prey Eric goes into a frenzy & he gose lyk,’What the fuck,she is just goin to b a one night stand,hit & run kind of Bitch.No one will ever know.Fuck this pussy lyk its Kama Sutra up in this Motherfucker.’ Well Eric,shock on ur balls.The Bitch fucked u real good.Whose the Bitch now?

    • Posted by say my name on January 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm

      Kimani ur just nuts!!!l this has made my ribs ache!! it sounds like a page from those Mills and Boons novels. U shud become a writer!!!!Ask Ed to give u a job!!!lolest

  30. Posted by Eric Vanaina's Lawyer on January 5, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    @ Kimani wa Wamu Do you have a link to this porn flick?

  31. Posted by ffs guys on January 5, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    Doesn’t anyone on this page have any integrity at all?
    You can’t just spout nonsense about people. I don’t see any confirmed sources here. Back up your words guys.
    I know this is so much fun for all of you, it makes you giggle to see people fall, but don’t you see that you are wrecking peoples lives when you spread lies about them? Eric and Valerie aren’t the home wreckers – you are.
    Back up your sources and I’ll let you (partly) off the hook, but either way, if you think this all is funny you should try being human for a while. This is their lives, not yours.

    • Posted by Lua on February 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm

      Dude, they made it part of our lives when Eric decided to make us look up to him as a role model (kitu kidogo, mabawa, and all his lovely songs) and val acted as a virgin in shuga……….and she still went and kulad bila socks……kwani where was her brain ? in her ass? aaaargh, As for eric, he should be smart enough not to get caught like el Tiger. Wote waunde rehab. [ Hi everyone… I am valeric and I am am home wrecker] Bitches! and as for eric, keep it zipped, na kama ina randa randa ikiwa randy, uikunje. hehehehe

  32. Posted by K-sam on January 6, 2010 at 3:20 am

    @FFS Guys…. The owner of this blog is the one to be in problems shud the story be fake. He is the one to face a libel suit if the story is a malaise. Most of comentators here are Diasporans and we need this 411 like Turkana needs floods!
    If the story is true on the other hand… Eric and Val shud realise they are public figures…and therefore for them to do such a thing they should have known better. ”Fans” were dissappointed and the ”fans” have to talk…. even in the case of Tiger they talked!!!
    As far as i have read, it looks a true case to me…. whywould somebody pick on Eric for such a case of all accusations?!! So instead of asking confirmation of sources…why dont you provide evidence of otherwise…like an affidavit by Eric that he did not chew Vals things…or better still one by Val that she did not share any juiiizzes with Eric.
    No boddy is a home wrecker here!… they never asked us if they do it or not… they just did it!.Next timewefind ouselves in such a situation…we will remember this blog and not cheat on our spouses.

  33. Posted by Malik on January 6, 2010 at 5:58 am

    Am now proud of african men like zuma who did me proud yesterday,eric should take up the challenge en come clean,its no sin coz we inherited polygamy frm our ancestors

  34. Posted by Warugu on January 6, 2010 at 6:31 am

    Nkt!whoever alledges must prove so back up ur sources..if its true on the otha hand u dnt expect it to go down Tigers style thea wnt b any sponsorship cancellations or anythng close n the story will jst die of course..this is kenya!

  35. Posted by Kimani Wa Wamu on January 6, 2010 at 7:11 am

    @Vanaina’s lawyer.I hav it no Dvd.Its goin 4 a k.But belive me its worth every penny.The Dvd has subtitles in all the 42 Kenyan tribes for those who like it vanacular style.For those who love translations too,Dj Style,’Basi pale mna ona DJ Lwanda akiwa juu ya Val.Na bila kupoteza muda Val anamkamata yule nyoka na kumuuma ‘mam’.’I can still deliver that kind of Dvd.The DVD also has behind the scenes & special features where Dj Lwanda is in a 3 some(Val & another unidentified female).Its only a K & can b delivered at ur door step.

  36. Posted by Deejay Muirall on January 6, 2010 at 7:51 am

    damn…..and we emulate u thinking u r tha role models of our society….WTF….keep it to yourself….U SUCK###!!

  37. Posted by Onyi on January 6, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Aah its easy to put two and two together bwana. And you know the saying about where there’s smoke there’s fire. This story was even mentioned in last week’s pulse mag but without mentioning the actual names, jus saying a former winner of a reality singing contest and a famous musician who is married, has 2 kids and is also an awardee of the president. The chic has refused to say who the daddy of the baby is, but is not denying the insinuations either.

    They are both celebs so why should they not be discussed? Tiger Woods has been discussed, so has Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, late Michael Jackson, David Beckham, Jeff Koinange, Julius Sunkuli, Uhuru Kenyatta, Caroline Mutoko, Prezzo, etc, so hawa wawili ni kina nani wasiwe discussed?

  38. Posted by Spensa on January 6, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Eric u were my idol bt uve really let me down coz i thought u respected ur marriage n unfortunately u r a homewrecker as most are referring to u.Val on the hand u r of loose morals n u shld style up n get a class. Stop giving ur p****y to any Tom,Dick n Harry.

  39. Posted by Kimani Wa Wamu on January 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    ‘VALWAINASUTRA’ THE RE-INVENTION OF LWANDA SEASON 2 Out on DVD.Sneak preview.Lwanda:’Honey am so sorry i messed up.I dont knw what i was thinking(yeah right!who doesn’t know that the bitch can trully suck dick).I gues i was really drunk & wasn’t myself(ur brain is that kidogo).How can i make it up to u?You know u r my life.I wud die without u.Life is meaningles without u'(unajiskia ukiwa mtu mdogo sana saa hii).Lwandas wife:’I hav nothing to say to u Eric.U hav shattered my heart.I just want a divorce & half of our property God help me i shud take all of it.You dont deserve anything.U had everything,u had it all but u decided to throw it all away coz of what?Coz some Bitch sucks ur dick & tells u that she loves u.’Nigga’ pliz!That bitch doesn’t even know u how can she claim that she even loves u.Eric i loved u but i think u are full of shit.U need to c a shrink.Wewe ni mtu ‘mdogo’ sana at this moment.Its over Eric & its all ur fucking fault.See u in Court.’Lwandas wife picks up her toddler son & holds her daughters hand & storms out of the house angrily with Eric behind her trying to plead 4 forgivenes.The DVDs are in all leading supermarkets.Hurry & get urself a copy 4 only kshs1,000 while stocks last.

  40. Posted by Kimani Wa Wamu on January 6, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    @ Say My Name.Thanks dude,i appreciate it.’Ed!Pliz let me b ur writer.Keep in touch Ed & thanks 4 givin me this chance to show case my talent’.There u hav it Say My Name,i hav asked Ed for a job.Hope he takes me seriously coz i honestly need a job lyk the way Church needs Jesus. Ed note email Pius on

  41. Posted by Carole on January 6, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Eric n val u r both celebs with a character that leaves a lot to be desired. I hate ur guts and you both lack probity. Eric stop ruining the dignity we had for u n most of all ur marriage n Valerie on the other hand get a life n stop selling yourself to any Tom,Dick n Harry!

  42. Posted by Carole on January 6, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    Eric n val i think u r two celebs with a character that leaves a lot to be desired.

  43. Posted by Anonymous on January 7, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Its their journey. Contrary to what you say…men approach women when they get a non verbal signal to go ahead..None the less, both are human and teh intensity got to them…all I can say is lucky dude!! you are the man!! GO ERIC!!

  44. Posted by fifi Vonga on January 7, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Now that the Garbage has hit the fan, does this mean Eric will loose all his endorsements with Safaricom, Orange and from Fans alike?
    I think they both and esp Val needs Psychiatric assessment.

  45. Posted by JM on January 8, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Nchi ya kitu kidogo…kamoja tu!!!

  46. Posted by Nyokabi Annah on January 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Thats a lie,Eric is a very descent dad and he loves his family so he cant do that with Vals.Come on guys stop being haters,and breaking other peoples homes.
    I do know him and thats why…

    • Posted by K sam on January 12, 2010 at 10:30 pm

      You are in for serious shock Nyokabi. Does Eric ask for your endorsment everytime he gets some Unofficially??? I dont think so…. so we will butt their asses tile the red meet jump out. Its called society whip!!!. If i were Eric….i could run away to South America…. its a SHAME!!!!!!! nCHI YA KITU KIDOGO….What happened to that song????

    • Posted by Lua on February 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm

      Nyokabi, we are not breaking any homes, eric and val already broke them and we are just here to check out the dirty linen and enjoy a good old train wreck……No one forced them to kula. and before you defend eric, were u there on the day of the act to prove that he didnt hit it? If not, wake up girl its a bitch eat bitch world!

  47. Well why crucify Valeric why shld luk at our inner self, i blv all of at some point soaked up in the same love swiss. We ALL u haters Eric wnt loose his endorsement look at lil wayne hw many babys hs he sired. Shit happens.

  48. Posted by Anonymous on January 9, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Well why crucify Valeric why shld luk at our inner self, i blv all of at some point soaked up in the same love swiss. We ALL u haters Eric wnt loose his endorsement look at lil wayne hw many babys hs he sired. Shit happens.

  49. Posted by The Hanyeé on January 14, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Guess they need to rename the Musical:
    Mo Faya, Less Protection 😉

  50. Posted by fifi Vonga on January 14, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    That’s what happens when you drop a bag of Mumias Shuga into the fire place….

  51. Posted by Se moi on January 16, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Oh gosh, kimani you have cracked me up the end… LMAO… I don’t understand why people blame the single person when the commited one cheats. Val was horny, which seems to happen very often in her life, so she sorted herself out. She may have lose morals and all and even be a WHORE but no one calls the chics on k street homewreckers. Si the men take themselves? Eric should have known better. He is the commited one thus had a responsibility… Ps, my opinion does not mean i’m dating a married man as someone up there said, its just the truth which that bitter person seems to have experienced.

    • Posted by kimani Wa Wamu on January 16, 2010 at 12:46 pm

      @ Se Moi Am glad i got to crack u up.I wonder if there ever will be another sex scandal like this one btwn two big time celebrities like Eric & Val.I honestly believe its entirely Erics fault.He shud have been in control of the situation.But thats what u get for letting your Dick as a man do the thinking for you.All the same we are all human & are bound not to be entirely faithful to our partners.

  52. Posted by Barney on January 18, 2010 at 1:02 am

    Wawawawawawawawawawawa. guys have comments WUHHAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kimani if that dvd is for real let me place an order now (early birthday gift LMAO). My take on the whole thing is it was just primal sexual attraction between Val and eric. What Eric did wrong was he forgot to stay ALWAYS STRAPPED! as for val…. way to go Girl you saw an opportunity and went for it good stuff. as for Eric DAMN MAn wat the HELL happened to condoms and P2’s????? now shit has seriously hit the fan huh????
    As for Anonymous dont compare Eric wainaina to lil Wayne….. that is just so wrong.

  53. Posted by bums on January 25, 2010 at 8:49 am

    at least she got sum unlike some of us:(

  54. Posted by ozzie on February 7, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    There is nothing wrong with that val and eric have something a bond and the child on the way so lets not cast stones. Remember he or she who is without sin cast the first stone

  55. Posted by Godfrey on February 8, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    @Lua: WTF??!!! Why fill up the post with so many comments?

    Ed Note She came and SPOKE her mind!

  56. Well done Eric Zuma Woods!

  57. Posted by maggie on March 2, 2010 at 9:54 am

    am just wondering wat is so new about this saga.human being does it all the time.the only difference is that these are celebs.whoever is innocent cast a stone ready.we are wired like that naturally.

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