S.A.K.A.T.A the F.I.N.A.L.E

I swear I had no idea Sakata was airing until I logged on to Twitter! The TV was on Aljazeera and I was blasting X fm. The reason I started watching is cause it seems Wahu was entertaining EVERYONE! When I started watching the show I was in shock! Who the hell dressed Wahu?? That blue outfit she had on Jeeeez woman! Have some decency – and it seems she’s still rocking that accent she bought! It’s HORRIBLE!! And she had to go and assume we’re retards, she kept saying you’re watching SAKATA! The FINALE!! We know what it is nkt! She wasn’t done, she changed into some spandex shit and some mushaino shaino blouse eih! I was told the show was recorded two weeks ago. How shady for a finale!

Enough of Wahu – before I get into my next rant – I’d like to make it clear I CAN’T DANCE 😦

Moving on…I thought Ian was a dance teacher? I expected him to chomoa some moves that would make my feet commit suicide from shame. But all I saw was the same old tired moves and what the hell is wrong with Wyre? Learn some new moves, when I was in high school you were still doing the same moves!!

Jalango was shady as EVER! No need to hate on that idiot – he’s beyond help.

Now I’m not good in math but kwani how many rounds were there in Sakata?

Congrats to the group that won…I can’t remember their name


26 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by nkirdizzle on January 25, 2010 at 6:26 am

    i had been meaning to talk abt this show, and this is the best place to do it 🙂
    the group that won was called I-EMAS i rarely watched the show but if u consider all the performances, they were the best, they had nice, tight, well synchronised moves, and their outfits complimented their moves.
    but my issue was that, one of the members of that group, a light dude with a really huge grin (meno mob) was a contestant in dance africa or whatever the dance show for channel o was called, and i think he even made it to the final, he also danced for some lingala dude who performed at the MAMAs, so i was wondering if its fair for someone who has already competed in another competition, and kinda established themselves as a dancer to continue being allowed to compete in other shows. I think other dancers need a fair chance as well. The funny thing is that Ian and Wahu were both judges at the channel O competition, and If I remember him and i just watched the show on telly, they must have known him as well.

  2. Posted by mjuaji on January 25, 2010 at 6:29 am

    Men lets be truthful, Wahu looked luscious no disrespect to her husband but she definitely looked like a sex* Cougar last night

  3. Posted by LIzgal on January 25, 2010 at 8:56 am

    You r sooo rigt on Wahu dressin, the blue outfit was a big nooooooo 4 her. her ascent is even worse.I luv Wahu but on this one nope especially the way she speaks!pliz dear speak with your mouth, relax your body!

  4. Posted by Baines on January 25, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Here i agree with Yeye, Wahu is luscious, beautiful and incredibly talented, lakini Sakata was a fiasco, and since she aint broke, she should have avoided this fiasco.

  5. Posted by Mguys on January 25, 2010 at 9:27 am

    No disrespect, but am I the only one who thinks that Wahu has a rather long face? Her mouth sees kinda low on her face…I’m just sayin’…

  6. Posted by eve6 on January 25, 2010 at 9:55 am

    I love Wahu when she is singing. The moment anafungua mdomo kuongea I am not sure what happens to that mellow voice. I only watched that show once I bokead coz of her voice, accent whatever. Can anyone suggest a voice coach for her to saidia her ama is it an accent coach?

  7. Posted by Hamdinger! on January 25, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Hahha Y’all have some bogus criticism about Wahu man! Let the chic do her thang. There ain’t shyt y’all can do about her swag. Now shut tha fuck up and go and get a damn job! Ninkampups!!!!

  8. Hahha Y’all have some bogus criticism about Wahu man! Let the chic do her thang. There ain’t shyt y’all can do about her swag. Now shut tha fuck up and go and get a damn job! Ninkampups!!!! <<< I second you.

    apparently Wahu is not my favourite singer but i have no reason to hate her or love her,folks be talkin about accents on this blog like it's some taboo or other nonsense that I don't want to talk about.Lemme give y'all an insight how the media industry work,apart from the looks,baby you gotta have 'swagger' in the way you talk so for y'all receptionists,chefs,drivers etc who no one gives a damn fuck how you talk or pronounce your words fall back and choke yourselves..at the end of the day the accent saved him the agony of going to bed hungry cuz she gotta a damn big pay check…again shut the fuck up and save your stinky breathe out of here..Go Wahu!! Go get the checks as dummiez talk sh*t online…

    • Posted by Tina on January 26, 2010 at 5:24 am

      Take note everyone on how to write with an accent from this “genius’ who has posted above. Swagger = fake accent = loads of money.
      Tis indeed true that we learn something new everyday. Thank you Mr. Burns.

      Ed Note Your comment was number 1,000 on the approved comments list 🙂

  9. Posted by eve6 on January 25, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Mr Burns aka Humdinger.

    Your silly American wannabe writing accent Iko down tuuuuuuuuuuuuu sana.

    It is a free public speech sphere. you can post once, you do not have to pretend to be two people.

    • Posted by savvy08 on January 29, 2010 at 11:34 am

      I had not even noticed he was trying to be two people! It’s so obvious he is the one. And man, that English is bawd!

      • Posted by Mr. Burns on February 3, 2010 at 9:08 am

        Yep my English is kinda not on point but trust me my lecturer is working on that sh*t so save your stinky breathe and get yours on point..i’mma let this go and all but you need to get back to school too and claim your kindergarten fees cuz your teacher was fraud didn’t teacher you how to read..Stop confusing names online baby.

  10. Posted by Anita on January 26, 2010 at 3:16 am

    hey, post number one! yes u, ….dizzle! fyi, one is allowed to compete in any compe of a kind if one hasnt won any other and/or signed a contract stating o’wise. good to see u notice talent.
    @burns. i have a subtle accent due to my environs frm birth, so no, we aint hating on accents. we hating on bad purchases that shld be sent back to whereva it came frm. e.g… well, u get the idea.
    @pius aka yeye.. u running outta stock?! brainstorm?! call me.

  11. Posted by kkile on January 26, 2010 at 6:40 am

    That show was certainly not perfect and I particularly didn’t like the ending especially the way they gave out that shs1m price. But it was a very good effort and the least we can do, while criticising what we don’t like, is to give credit where its due. Why are we always so quick to poor cold water and get all negative on almost everything fellow kenyan’s try to do? Citizen is taking a lead in trying new stuff and we should commend them and encourage NTV, KTN and KBC to do the same. lets give creidt where its due

  12. Eve6
    gosh!! Si you’ve got issuez..cry on baby n I’ma tell you to get back to class cuz if you can confuse names on a blog then your Kindegarten teacher was fraud..on to the next sh*t,see however much you’ll be runnin your mouth with this accent sh*t,folks will be on their grind feedin their families so once again i’m sayin shut the fuck up n concentrate on your day job or whatever you do..stop these bloodclot cries it makes you look stupid online cuz you talkin no sense at all..
    Wuz good babes? I see you frontin like you’ve never been friends with a dictionary…*boo hoo*..look I know the internet has given people a platform to voice their opinions but once a poser always a poser n baby your reasonin or was that humor? Lol..it was wantin n plz do make sure you perfect before you talk sh*t on other folks doing their thing..peace out honey..

    • Posted by eve6 on January 29, 2010 at 12:11 pm

      Bla Bla Bla Snoooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

      At least you have dropped the Alias Humwhatever. Well done!

      Next step is to wash out your brain and fingers with some Geisha soap.

      Final step we deal with your identity crisis. Quit the nigga bullshit.

      Leave the nigga behaviour, accents, thoughts and comments to the REAL NIGGAS.


      • eve6…
        Only a basic b*tch would seem so irrelevant but still push the envelop thinkin she’s that ish in what the discussion is,okay i’mma let you finish but one thing is clear.You are a sensitive b*tch a Bi-polar kind of .I’m done with this.

  13. Anita…
    You always ma favorite over here n I always co-sign whatever you say not cuz i’m d**kridin but cuz you make sensible comments. I actually don’t have a problem with accents as long as its real n I can get what you sayin without much strainin cuz let’s face it some folks with the so called ‘native’ accent will make you strain to get info from them..Lemme give you xamples around the world Bbc Radio 1/1 xtra’s Presenter Tim Westwood raised in a rich conservative family n went to a private grammar school talk in with a carribean accent n its the reason white folks don’t like him but at the of the day He’s doing what needs to be done n he’s known world wide..another xample is the chick who used to host O-Access on Channel 0 i cant remember her name but she was south african n had a perfect American access could that be the reason she’s runnin on Broadway NY with Nivea in her pocket? Check out America’s Next Top Model how Tyra always have problem with models from outside NY cuz accents differ n she thinks evryone should have that NY accent…so these Mr/Mrs ‘Fake American Accents’ need to shut the fuck up n fall back…Peace baby gal..

    • Posted by freaky101 on January 26, 2010 at 4:01 pm

      lemmie grant you the honour of being the first one I post to since i became admin (but do i say!) here. actually, Pius and I got married…. kidding!!! anyway, i get your point. hey thanx for liking me and my hubby’s- kidding- blog. tell your friends.

  14. Posted by lucille on January 26, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Kkile i second you n your post shows you r mature, Lizgal, Mguys eve6 n Tina your opinions 2 r gud.@Mr. Burns must you use the sh*t /fuck word in your arguments?4 heavenly sake this aint a war zone, n aint a compe either.how old did you say yu r?

  15. Lucille
    will you pliz stop digressin n air your opinion..n stop d**kridin other peoples opinions.deal with it n shut the f*ck up.

  16. Posted by savvy08 on January 29, 2010 at 8:22 am

    First comment here..I know the show is over so let me comment on something else. XFM? X at night plays those scary metals that makes you want to curl up and suck your thumb…I think on Thursday nights. So a rock fan, huh?

    Ed Note The show is called Metal To Midnight it’s hosted by SHIv!!! It’s a hot show 🙂

  17. Posted by savvy08 on January 29, 2010 at 11:37 am

    I’ve just finished reading all the comments, and are these people for real?

  18. Posted by liz on March 16, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    simple wahu is not an orator,

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