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People!!!! Ebu go grab Citizen weekly – although they’re not like the best when telling the truth – but hey! Read their story about the ‘FingaRRR of god. It has a few Capiro names in there – and the few things it has right is the fact Hellon has morning prayers every Wednesday with Capiro staff!!

It’s a fun read – but throw a side eye to some of their facts.

FUN FACT!! A nation Exec ONCE bought all copies of Citizen weekly

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9 responses to this post.

  1. Can’t wait to read. i like reading the paper. and as you said, i take all their storos with a pinch of salt

  2. Posted by Godfrey on February 22, 2010 at 8:21 am

    Looks like this Arunga story is gonna be a tsunami.

  3. Posted by Kioko on February 22, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Where can I find the paper online? anyone with a link?

  4. @Kioko..Ati online??….that’s funny…. You just have to send someone 30 bob and have them mail it to you wherever you are dude

  5. Posted by Godfrey on February 23, 2010 at 5:26 am

    Finger Church initiation rites cited in the Weekly Citizen make for interesting reading ….

    • Posted by njoki on February 23, 2010 at 9:00 am

      could you be kind enough and post some of those rituals….some of us didnt get our copies :(….

  6. Posted by msupa on February 23, 2010 at 11:19 am

    haha that article is very funny ati “weirder details are emerging that may make even the hardest of redlight district operatives blush………….” “for one to be accepted in the church that she says is actually a sect,one has to insert his finger in the privates parts of a woman in a bizarre act that in all descriptions and purposes is a pornographic initiation rite.it is from this that the cult derives its finger of God name”

  7. Posted by msupa on February 23, 2010 at 11:24 am

    “Arunga herself recently opened a spa in Nairobi’s Runda area whic apart from offering hair-do and beauty services it offers other services. In Nairobi, spas are pseudonyms for brothels as apart from sauna hot baths,they also offer sex services with beautiful and nude girls who are permanently stationed in the spas ostensibly to offer massage”

  8. Posted by vee on February 26, 2010 at 8:43 am

    warr. ati put whose fingers where? omg! plus the spa thingy, is is true?

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