BITCHFEST TUESDAY!!!!

Am in the mood for some rants this morning!!

First off, the Esther Arunga story is still in our minds and it’s kinda funny some mamas are all over Esther’s case she dumped a man and quickly got another one. The same mamas who are chips fungwuad every weekend BY complete strangers!!

Our gazetis are shitty as FUCK! The standard had a story about Sir Henry becoming a dad. Sir who?? For those who have no fucking clue who he is – he was introduced by groupie NUMBER one Adyambo Odera to readers of Buzz! He is rumored to have at one time owned a share of Homeboyz! The other day Zuqka had a story about Wilbroda buying a Vitz! What a waste of space!

John Muchiri

Our reporters/presenters and anchors walk around like semi-gods but we know they’re nada! And if you listen to ‘em they’ll fuck up at one point. Take Boni Odinga for example, he told us a few days back Yoghurt is made from BAD MILK! It’s even worse if they’re doing live interviews, a few weeks back I was watching Sunrise Live, Edith Kimani had the police spokesman’s in studio. She was asking such stupid questions I was embarrassed at the wasted opportunity to pin Kiraithe to the floor. Then she was joined by Larry Madowo in interviewing Astar, either they were excited or something cause they asked him about the download thing (which had the same answer) almost 4 times!!!

K24!!! Where the hell do you guys recruit from?? No offense am a kuyu but I get pissed when most of the reporters are almost pulling a Kameme on an English report! Style up!!!!

Metro FM!!! The guys there have been spreading propaganda and some has hit my inbox! Ati Kenyans should not listen to Uptown ati cause G-Money has lied he’s Jamaican! They’re saying he’s Ghanian! Who cares???? Who cares where he comes from? Ikiwi your game iko down – just admit it! Instead of being petty

A personal one, the street families are back! And in the last few days I’ve faced quite a few on Harambee Avenue especially at the sunken car park! Only last week on mama called me ‘Mavi’ after she asked for my jacket! Phillip Kisia do something!!!

THOSE ching chong movies on Citizen eih! I choose not to watch ‘em but seriously!! Who watches that crap????

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19 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by JustAman on February 23, 2010 at 6:16 am

    Oh thas the J-Muchiri who Esther was almost biting his head off during her press conference interview..lol!pole bro…
    now bout street families,very tru,i got to my office,which is near parliament and there was a street family sleeping outside here. how sad,such things goin on right next to where the Mp’s offices n govt business is carried out!
    smthn shud be done to accommodate this members of our society..

  2. Posted by shy on February 23, 2010 at 6:45 am

    you forgot, NTV and their stupid mooshy movie at 6pm and 7:30pm mon to fri. na bado wknd. WHAT THE EF????

    • Posted by c.n on February 23, 2010 at 7:03 am

      true! ntv is lacking content…they just keep switching those soaps from spanish to phillipino…sucks!

  3. Posted by shy on February 23, 2010 at 6:46 am

    not movies, those mexican soaps… my bad..

  4. Posted by arsenalised on February 23, 2010 at 6:53 am

    LMFAO…..

  5. Posted by Sarah on February 23, 2010 at 7:33 am

    enyewe the ching chong ish on Citizen is a mood killah! i just realised telly got so effing boring – my God, I need to go back to getting home at 9 so I can watch news then switch. aiiii!!!! yaani telly has become so soapy – i should get someone to vuta for me my neighbor’s dstv otherwise umma pull out all the hairs on my head

  6. Posted by Godfrey on February 23, 2010 at 7:52 am

    Guys actually watch those movies. Ask any hawker or go to exhibitions in town and the fastest moving flicks are Naija, Kungfu, Vernacular and WWE. Most Hollywood movies today just don’t connect with the average African.

  7. LMBAO! Oh and Wilbroda doesn’t drive a Vitz woiye…

    Nobody cares either way but just in case anyone’s interested, its an ALLEX! (Same Shit but hey!)

    Ati G is Ghanaian? WTF? Si these pple focus on getting better instead of hating?

  8. Posted by mimi on February 23, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Godfrey i can understand the naija shyt but how does a mexican soap n ching chong movies connect with an average African?(who is an average African by the way??)

    • Posted by Godfrey on February 23, 2010 at 9:41 am

      The story lines are quite simple, usually involving romance, struggles between rich and poor or good versus evil. Mexican soaps are quite good at that, especially where a poor, rural girl suffers at the hands of a rich, cruel family before eventually triumphing. That’s a typical story line that can draw audiences anywhere. Contrast with present day Hollywood productions with themes on gays, surrogate mothers, etc and you can see why Africans are turning away. So, you are wondering who the average African is? To start with, he/she isn’t likely to be on this blog ….

    • Posted by Godfrey on February 23, 2010 at 9:44 am

      Since Sept 11, Hollywood producers have been obsessed with the War on Terror. The sight of western soldiers blowing up villages in developing countries doesn’t do much to attract audiences, does it?

  9. Posted by Anita on February 23, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Gosh the whole Nation thingi bores…..il t hink the only thing they are left with is Easy FM but still think even them need more to have some spice….kwanza that Qfm kwani they didnt have anything to do with their frequency….halafu…NTV dont they ever have anything original? they always copy Citizen….when Citizen toas a show….after a month or even 2 weeks NTV have one which is not even well reserched coz they were in a hurry to compete….gosh i gut so much for these TV’s thank God they are free………..

  10. Posted by Anita on February 23, 2010 at 11:30 am

    MNET……..pls tafuta programes….u keep repeating them sooooo much….i wonder why people have to pay you so much yet you just repeat movies, cartoons…..i cant wait when u get a real competitor so u can tow the line n stop being repetitive……..:(

  11. Posted by Kibz on February 23, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Ntv is the crappiest station,from jacking ideas,presenters and even even tv programs time slots.

  12. Posted by Anonymous on February 23, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Fuckthisshit@nowayinhell

  13. Posted by Lentils on February 23, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Just do what i do. Live thru ur local pirate. Don’t support american film 🙂 it’s not like they watch tahidi or beba beba

  14. Posted by Simz on February 23, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Enyewe,those everyday phillipino,mexicano whatever soaps are jus crap,same story different cast!!.the only thing to catch an eye on is news.and kbc,whats wit this weather lady wit a croaky voice … Eiish! …. Or is it jus me!!

  15. Posted by yule yule on February 24, 2010 at 10:50 am

    the abbreviation “I AM” is not AM it’s I’M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a mistake you have made throughout your blog and quite frankly it really irritates me.

    Ed Note Thank you for the English lesson. Hope you’ll pass on the lesson to your kids or workmates

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